The Pigeon Story

So a couple of months ago I went out to my BBQ to cook up some steaks when I was startled by some new guests. When I pulled the cover off of the grill I found a pigeon nest underneath the grill right next to the propane tank. The nest was one of the saddest bird nests I had ever seen. It consisted of rusty nails, palm tree twine, metal wires, and pigeon poo. To my surprise there were two little eggs that had been laid. Later that next night I went out to check on them and I saw there mother who was nesting on her eggs.

I couldn't bear to do anything to the eggs so I let them sit wondering if they would ever hatch. This went on for a couple of months, and then one morning I went out to see two baby pigeons that had hatched from their eggs. Each night and day after this the mother would come and care for her babies. Now I am def. an animal lover. However the mess that these birds created was borderline unbearable. Were talking mounds upon mounds of pigeon poo.

Originally not minding as long as I could keep grilling (which I did from time to time) this began to become a bigger nuisance than I had predicted. A month went by and these pigeon's were still there. By now they had grown to what I would say was a teenager looking bird, there colors had come in and they were about the size of average pigeons.

I couldn't wait till they were going to leave. Each night I kept looking underneath the BBQ to see if they were gone and much to my dismay they were not. Not only were they not leaving but the mother would come back each night and continue to sit on them. This was pretty hysterical if you can imagine a full grown bird nesting on top of two other grown birds. I began wondering if their pigeon family was dysfunctional with an all to attached mother pigeon.

So I finally had reached a decision in my mind to shoo them off, believing that they would need some sort of incentive for leaving considering the mother looked like she was going to nurse them until she died. When I got home a couple of days ago to my surprise they were gone. They had finally decided to leave on their own accord (finally). But what's funny now is that they have been living in the surrounding area around my apartment. The two youngsters fight and fly from one stoop to the next many times falling, while their mother watches over them interrupting them when she sees fit.

I was surprised to see a nest in such an odd place, even more so to see the eggs hatch and grow healthy. So now I can enjoy the pigeon family without having to rent out my balcony space. Not to mention Kitty will be happy to have her resting space back. She def. Was aware of their presence yet I would never let he get to close in fear of pigeon diseases.


Comments (6)


Adam.....maybe you should quit your day job and become a writer. This whole story is so funny. People are looking at me srangly in the ship library/computer place as i am laughing out loud. Whoever heard of a dysfunctional pigeon family and a mother bird nesting for so long? So if writing doesn't appeal to you how about birdology? I feel I need to attest to the fact that I saw these baby birds and you are not fabricating a good old yarn! Can't wait to see the comments you get on this one!:)

Ya one of my biggest defaults is I don't take pictures. I'll work on that in the next post. I had the chance but I procrastinated on it too much. I must say pigeons in their adolesant don't look very appealing. (At least to me). They did however have a cool portion of their top head that was blonde as they got older.....It was very so-cal of them.................................It was still pretty gross, it had bald patches and was very ear;y in it's growth....

Adam .. you have gone from one of the worst bloggers ever to "King Blogger". very nice to see .. and ... good to hear you didn't shoo the pigeons off the ledge. Shannon would have given you a nasty beatdown.

In Scotland Matt and went to an upper crest restaurant that had pigeon soup. It tasted ok .. but i couldn't finish it since we had a pet pigeon for so long. Matt asked for seconds but matt is evil and has no heart. he actually asked if he could have people soup - i was embarrassed when the owner brought over his son and offered him. matt took a bite right out of his arm - man, that was gross

i saw them and agree they were gross

man, best blogger ever!

speaking of pigeons, look what you crazy californian's are doing:

click to read article

maybe new york should take a hint. i've been hit twice with pigeon droppings since we've moved here!

Great story, Adam.

This may be merely urban legend, but I heard once that the reason the top of pie crusts have "pigeon feet" pattern cuts in them is that for years people really did eat pigeon pie, made from passenger pigeons. Apparently this species of bird used to be so plentiful that the sky would go dark with them - yet they were hunted into extinction (yep, by us).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passenger_Pigeon

Stories like that - and thermonuclear weapon stickpiles - make me wonder if the "best" species is running the planet now. If God's a pigeon, I'm going to drop your name and Shannon's. Apparently (see Brian post) Matt'll have some explaining to do.

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