funny stuff
So .. look up Flatulence in Wikipedia, pure gold (if you are under the age of 13 or a very sad 36 year old). Why am i looking this up? The excerpt below came from another blog i occasionally read. I personally do not have gas and thus would have no need to look this up (adam on the other hand ... )
My favorite excerpt:
"Nerve endings in the rectum usually enable individuals to distinguish between flatus and feces, although loose stool can confuse the individual, occasionally resulting in accidental defecation also known as "wet farts", "sharting", "varting", "gambling and losing", "dookie fart", "Leaky Pete" or "following through".[citation needed]"
It is of course the "citation needed" that makes this such a winner. I can hear the wikipedant addressing wikitalk following his daily review of flatulence: "We're going to need a citation on 'Leaky Pete', folks. Can't let crap like that slip through."
I also recently came across this site:
More base humor (PG13)
I was too lazy to resize some of my favorites included below - so, click on the images when you can't see the entire toon.
The last image is a screen snap of me playing 24 tables of poker at the same time. I pretty much just wanted to see if there was a max constraint forced on players. Turns out it is 24. I played for like 15 minutes with 24 before i decided it wasn't the most profitable approach (plus my eyes dry out since I have to avoid blinking).
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No comment on all the "gas" subject BUT 24 poker tables on a screen all at once seen a little compulsive:) This is said as i sit turning thousands of photos so they will show correctly on my digital photo frames!!!!!
the illustrations? hilarious. the poker? scary.
2heart 6dimand not a good hand looks like on the other tables you had 300 and this one you had 200 you should of blanked out your name kapiti
Doh! .. Steven - you busted me. Should have never told you my screen name!
Bonus points for anyone who can identify the person I use as my image (you can see other 'Kapiti' players on other tables).
Extra Bonus if you identify how I came up with my screen name.
btw Steven - I was in the Big blind with my 26 and there were two limpers so I just checked to see a free flop. Folded when the flop didn't give me 2 pair or better. although - 2h6d unsuited - that is my favorite hand!
I can't top the the flatulence information but here is a snippet from the eructation or belching entry on Wiki.
"In most of world, audible burping is not appreciated much and therefore considered to be somewhat impolite (although generally not as much as flatulence). Some people will cover the mouth with their hand in the same fashion as one used to guise a yawn. However, burping is viewed as acceptable and humorous among young children and some young adults, who see burping as cool. Sometimes, children engage in burping activities such as contests to determine who can produce the loudest burp, the longest burp, the most guttural burp, the burping of words, songs, or even the alphabet."
Kris and Brian you guys are huliarious