Actual chat transcript ...

Hello, my name is Jeff. How may I help you today?

You: I'd like to bet my account balance on the iowa - Pitt game
You: just tried and was told the max is 1100
You: lameness

Jeff: I will be more than happy to take your over the limit request, but first I need you to place the bet you want for the maximum allowed online and then provide me with the Bet ID number. Then, I will check if our Line Managers are willing to take the additional amount.

You: I already have made that bet .. yesterday

Jeff: What's the bet ID number though?

You: BET ID=254866755
You: want to bet my 805.34 balance on the game as well

Jeff: Ok, please hold on while I ask for approval on your over the limit request.

You: also - i have a silly question, kind of a test. if i needed an apple, really needed one .. would you send me one?
You: you see 'gabby' at pokerstars ignores such requests, pretending i didn't even ask

Jeff: I'm very sorry, but we are not taking over the limit action on this event at the moment.

You: hmm .. does that mean you won't before the game?

Jeff: Actually we're not taking over the limits for tomorrow's games at all.

You: oh .. and the apple?

Jeff: I totally don't get the sense of that question. I'm sorry. Can you explain yourself a little bit better?

You: it was actually "gabby" at sportsbook .. the question is just if i really need an apple, like i was starving - and you had an apple, would you send me one?
You: Im not starving btw so don't worry - it's a customer service question .. just say "you bet i would"
You: you can do it
You: it won't kill you or mean you owe me an apple or anything

Jeff: I'm not sure if I would because if I had an apple is because I'm planning to eat it when I get hungry. You know what I'm saying? I'll be starving myself and would like to have the apple back.

You: lol .. ok, that's actually a better response. you win, thanks and later

Jeff: You're welcome, have a good one.