customer service take III (L.L. Bean)
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brian: i'm looking for sweaters that are "tall" .. i don't see that as a size option online on sweaters
Monique: Thank you for your inquiry Brian.
Monique: Are you looking for men or women sizes?
brian: mens
brian: tall
brian: large - tall
brian: or medium - tall
brian: don't see any
Monique: Thank you.
Monique: We do offer sweaters for men in Tall.
brian: Cashmere Sweater, V-Neck
brian: i would like this i don;t see it in tall
brian: or any other sweater for that matter
Monique: I will send you the page from our Web site. If you don't see this Live Help window, bring it up using the icon on the task bar.
brian: plenty of apples, apples all day, no tall sweaters
Monique: http://www.llbean.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/CategoryDisplay
brian: yes - i see tall option here .. is it just on some sweaters?
Monique: http://www.llbean.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/CategoryDisplay
Monique: Yes, it is just on some but not all sweaters.
brian: hmm .. so what are tall guys suppose to do, just by the no good cotton sweaters?
Monique: http://www.llbean.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/CategoryDisplay
Monique: I am sorry I just sent a cotton sweater.
brian: lol .. no worries, you didn't know i hate cotton
brian: really - what is cotton good for? nothing but sweaters really and for that they suck
Monique: The previous sweater though was merino wool.

brian: any cashmere?
Monique: I will check.
brian: wool = scratchy and ouchy
brian: come on, you know that
brian: cotton is only good for cleaning apples - and, for that - it is indeed good
Monique: I am sorry I did not find any cashmere.
brian: DOH!
Monique: I can certainly forward this to the appropriate department requesting we look to offer tall sizes in cashmere sweaters for the future.
brian: that would be good, i would buy racks/racks of cashmere sweaters
brian: would you happen to have an apple? Im very hungry
Monique: Is there anything else I can try to help you with today?
brian: let's just say .. last question, if you had an apple and you knew i was hungry, like starving - would you send me your apple?
Monique: Would you be interested in a sweater made of Shetland wool?
brian: hmm .. maybe
brian: is that softer?
Monique: I will send you the page.
Monique: One moment please.
brian: and the apple?
Monique: http://www.llbean.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/CategoryDisplay
Monique: If we had apples we could send we would be happy to place an order for you.
brian: that's very sweet, thank you. although i like free apples the best ..
brian: this shetland sweater looks pretty good - is it softer than normal wool?
brian: as in it doesn't hurt when you put it on?
Monique: Yes. It is a softer wool.
brian: ok, i think I'll order that and maybe give the cotton one a try .. just because you said you'd send me an apple if you had them .. good service rep = you
Monique: If for any reason you did not like the sweater you could return it.
Monique: Thank you.
Monique: Brian please know we also do have a 100% satisfaction guarantee.
brian: that's fair - thanks for the help monique, you have a very nice font when you type
Monique: Thank you Brian.
brian: bye

what flavor apple are you lookin for.. i wouldn't eat a red apple free or not then agian i dont gamble a huge percent of my income either so im not terrible hungry
You are very strange. Poor Monique, she probably thought you were her boss trying to get her to be inappropriate on-line; she held onto her online proffessionallism very well.
i like GRANNY SMITH, brain likes GRANNY SMITH but not the apple
Hahahah! These are fantastic - I love the compliment on her font. :)