"in his defense" .. hmm .. you assume i need a defense? This is the best picture taken of me in 15 years - if you ignore the overhead light induced thin hair, goofy ears as big as saucers, cheeks so high/round i could pass for santa, smile lines that look more like old age lines, and an odd double chin .. except for that .. this pic rocks!!

Got to Craig's office a little early - and, wasn't sure if I was in the right place. I asked some security guy some questions to try to figure out where i was: if he knew were 80 rock was .. "no", if he know where Bravo offices were .. "no", if he knew were the bathroom was .. "no", if he knew Craig McKinney .. to this, my 6th or 7th question he asked if I would please stand "over there" and pointed to an opposite corner. I thought cool - he's going to get Craig or someone who can get me to Craig.

Well .. after 20 miniutes in the corner I realized he was just tired of talking to me and wanted me to stand in the corner so i was no longer near him. Shannon does this to me sometimes too - I still go to the corner hoping Shannon will bring me a cake or something. never happens, i just stand there till it gets dark.

Hey, I'm sure Brokaw looks like this using this camera set-up, too.

That said, is this pic part of a hot new Bravo show promotion?

One possible title: "I use Google to answer trivia questions but I don't admit it?"

well yes, it's true - the camera set up is pretty much the worst possible scenario. when i first started everyone likes to compare id badges just to see how bad they managed to make you look... i'll bet brokaw's was just as bad.

ha, good jab! actually, it's for the next hot competition reality series - "America's Next Top Mug Shot"