Seventeen... again
In this case, photos may say it all. Underbody lighting with seven flashing sequence colors make my car the ultimate driving machine. The only catch is they are illegal on a moving vehicle, so I'm content playing with the remote in late night parking lots listening to the best song of the year (Coldplay: Viva La Vida). Wierd?... perhaps, Fun?... you bet.
2. Emerald Green
3. Pimpin' Red
4. Green (showing strip of LED side lights)
5. Red front, Yellow side
6. Yellow all around
(P.S. - people cheer off their balconies when they view my act.)

DATELINE Des Moines August 6, 2008..[REUTERS]
THE DEA REPORTS A MAJOR BREAK IN THE SO-CALLED DES MOINES CONNECTION, HAVING FINALLY CAPTURED KINGPIN DENNIS - AKA FLASHING LIGHTS - MC KINNEY. YESTERDAY'S DARING FORT DES MOINES PARKING LOT RAID INVOLVED STEALTH FIGHTER AIR SUPPORT. "I DON'T KNOW HOW THOSE BAST**DS FOUND ME" MC KINNEY SHOUTED, AS BEING LED AWAY.
DEA AND FBI AGENTS REMAIN AT THE SCENE, ADMIRING MC KINNEY'S CAR AND ITS CUTTING EDGE OPTICS.
p.s. - Honestly, I've wanted these for my old mercedes, but was afaid they could get me whacked on the way home from an ER shift one night...
2 cool 4 school
Dear Dad,
Please do not use the word 'pimpin' again. Only dudes under Adam's age can get away with that - well, probably Matt as well since he has that whole immaturity thing bringing his mental age down a decade.
You should also avoid using the following words (NOT a complete list): ballin, gangsta, mackin, dawg, melvin, wangster, wassup, and badonkadonk.
Words that you can get away with (this IS a complete list): dig it, bug out, daddy-0, fink, groovy, neato, and square.
Respectfully submitted,
your son
Looks like the tree elves swapped out your profile image for 2+ months of inactivity. Better get to posting! ;)