Ultimate Mothers Day Story
God said to Adam : "Adam, you seem rather lonely on earth, are you O.K.?" Adam replies: "yes, it is terribly lonely down here. Isn't there something you can do about it?" God says: " Well, yes I think there is something I can do . . . but it will be very expensive, it's going to cost you an arm and a leg!" Adam replies: " Wow, that is expensive . . . what can I get for a rib?"

So, what costs an arm and a leg?